Eight (Literal) Things I Thought I'd Never Say

And all have been said in the last week...literally.

* "I need to sanitize my water bottle. Pretty sure that chicken at the farm attacked it."

* (To a guy who went with us who apparently sleeps with his eyes open): "I thought you were died in the van on the way home, but I didn't want to tell Jim because it was raining really hard on the way back up the mountain."

* "A car backing up on the freeway? That's Swazi!"

* "Why yes, I'd love bananas on my burger."

* "Was that a lion or a stray dog?"

* "Is that a monkey or a bird making that noise?"

* "Oh, so this is where the pastor's kids sleep in the van."

* "Be careful - there was a lizard on that toilet."